I Got Tree Raped by the Evil Dead Remake (and not in a good way)

This is my five-word review for the Evil Dead remake: What A Piece of Shit. No Tension. No Characters. No Humor. and Plenty of Plot-less Misogyny to boot. Right Now I'm not as mad about the thirteen bucks i lost as much as i'm pissed off about the 90 minutes that has been stolen from my life. Fede Alverez, you are everything that is wrong with modern horror. You are an amateur who was given way too much money, and If me and my colleagues were given even a quarter of your budget we could make an infinitely (and i mean INFINITELY) better horror film, Guaren-Fuckin-teed. Go back to Uruguay and stop making movies you Fucking Asshole.